i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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