I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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