do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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