This dress was meant to end up on your floor
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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