Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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