I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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