when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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