You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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