Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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