We're facebook friends in real life
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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