Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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