return my video game
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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