i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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