just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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