I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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