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(214): View more from Texas

dude. I'm so drunk.

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pete, this is bryce's mom

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I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

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pete, this is still bryce's mom

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(214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom http://tfl.nu/lat0

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(301): View more from Maryland

He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.

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(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex. http://tfl.nu/9ztc

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(802): View more from Vermont

and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

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not the response he usually gets im sure.

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(802): and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college? (1-802): not the response he usually gets im sure. http://tfl.nu/gci3

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.

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(443): Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality. http://tfl.nu/y8py

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(206): View more from Washington

I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(206): I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill http://tfl.nu/rtkb

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(503): View more from Oregon

One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

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By 8 I mean 9.

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And by 9 I mean 10.

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(503): One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party. (503): By 8 I mean 9. (503): And by 9 I mean 10. http://tfl.nu/vux8

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(419): View more from Ohio

when I sang my humps to you I meant it.

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(419): when I sang my humps to you I meant it. http://tfl.nu/9lvg

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.

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(215): I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names. http://tfl.nu/kef5

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(850): View more from Florida

The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.

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(850): The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc. http://tfl.nu/3vm7

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(973): View more from New Jersey

he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH

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(973): he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH http://tfl.nu/asic

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.

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(505): Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit. http://tfl.nu/8do4

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(772): View more from Florida

Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.

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(772): Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid. http://tfl.nu/hte9

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(773): View more from Illinois

i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter

(1-773): View more from Illinois

re read what you just said

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(773): i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter (1-773): re read what you just said http://tfl.nu/07tx

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(818): View more from California

idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations

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(818): idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations http://tfl.nu/k8zk

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(917): View more from New York City

Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms

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(917): Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms http://tfl.nu/vk6t

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