i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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