She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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