don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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