you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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