I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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