He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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