Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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