Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
