And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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