I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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