Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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