He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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