Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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