U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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