This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
