Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Say something about gay babies.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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