Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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