Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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