When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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