You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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