he looks like a really good dad on facebook
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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