i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My pussy is not your playground.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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