Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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