yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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