not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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