We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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