i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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