My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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