Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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