also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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