I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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