I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Randomize
