i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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