yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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