I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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