Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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