they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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