How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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