How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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