I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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