IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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