maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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