People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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