It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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